Epstein Attacked In His Cell By Assailants Shouting “This is MAGA Country”

(New York City, NY) – Wealthy financier and accused sexual deviant Jeffery Epstein was found injured in his New York City jail cell today, curled up in the fetal position…

Biden Set to Announce 2020 Campaign Slogan: “Bring Back ISIS”

Photo: Joe Biden’s 2020 Campaign Headquarters (Aleppo, Syria) (Washington DC) – Democratic Front Runner Joe Biden is set to announce his 2020 campaign slogan, The Fake Scoop has learned. The…

McMahon Announces It Will Be Mandatory For XFL Champs to Visit White House, Get Body-slammed By President

Photo: WWE founder Vince McMahon being accosted in a stairwell (Credit: Wikipedia). (STAMFORD, CT) – Vince McMahon, famed WWE founder and chairman of the newly revived XFL football league,┬áhas announced…

Man Transitioning Into a Horse Urges Belmont Officials to Let Him Race

Photo: Sex in the City‘s Sarah Jessica Parker, spokesperson for Humans are Horses, at a 2013 gala honoring TV’s Mr. Ed (ELMONT, NY) – In a move that is sure…