Cure Seeking Public Stocks Up on Hydrox Cookies

(Newark, New Jersey) – The malaria drug hydroxychloroquine has been in the news after showing promising results treating victims of the Covid-19 virus, which has lead to some confusion among…

ACLU: Calling It a Pandemic is Offensive to Pansexuals

(Washington, D.C.) – Lawyers for the American Civil Liberties Union filed a lawsuit in Federal Court today in an attempt to stop the Trump Administration from referring to the Novel…

Lack of Sports Results in Zero Programming Changes at ESPN

(Bristol, CT) -With all major sporting events canceled, one might think that a dedicated sports channel like ESPN would be facing a shortage of content. “Not so,” ESPN¬†public-relations executive Michael…

McMahon Announces It Will Be Mandatory For XFL Champs to Visit White House, Get Body-slammed By President

Photo: WWE founder Vince McMahon being accosted in a stairwell (Credit: Wikipedia). (STAMFORD, CT) – Vince McMahon, famed WWE founder and chairman of the newly revived XFL football league,¬†has announced…