Biden Says ‘Vaccine Passport’ Needed to Get Into Barn Dances, Medicine Shows

(Washington, DC) – Amid privacy and other concerns regarding the so-called “Vaccine Passport”, President Biden – a member of The Silent Generation – attempted to offer some tantalizing reasons why…

World Wildlife Fund Ends Association With Elephants Over Ties To Republicans

(Gland, Switzerland -) In a move few saw coming, Elephants have been canceled. “We’ve already removed the ability to ‘Adopt an Elephant’ from our website, and we are working with…

Major League Baseball to Paint ‘Racist’ Bases Black

(Denver, CO) – With Major League Baseball’s decision to move the All Star game out of Atlanta following the passage of a controversial bill, ‘social justice’ activists within the sport…

Redskins Owner Announces New Team Name: Washington Orangeskins

(Washington D.C.) –  Sports and politics collided today when – in a move long called for by many on the left – the Washington Redskins NFL team finally succumbed to…