World Wildlife Fund Ends Association With Elephants Over Ties To Republicans

(Gland, Switzerland -) In a move few saw coming, Elephants have been canceled. “We’ve already removed the ability to ‘Adopt an Elephant’ from our website, and we are working with…

Brian Williams Reports That Over One Quarter of Americans Have Been Killed By Covid-19

(New York, New York) – In news that is certain to send markets reeling and extend state lock downs indefinitely, former NBC network news anchor and amateur mathematician Brian Williams…

Redskins Owner Announces New Team Name: Washington Orangeskins

(Washington D.C.) –  Sports and politics collided today when – in a move long called for by many on the left – the Washington Redskins NFL team finally succumbed to…

2026 FIFA World Cup Canceled “Out of an Abundance of Caution”

(Zürich, Switzerland) – The Fédération Internationale de Football Association has canceled the 2026 World Cup, which was scheduled to be played in North America six years from now, The Fake…