Man Fired From Unemployment Compensation After Insensitive Tweet Surfaces

(Los Angeles) – After losing his job as a short order cook due to the Covid-19 related shutdown, 26-year-old Daniel McMahon did what millions of Americans have done in recent…

Pet Psychics, Sign Spinners Declare Their Jobs Essential

(Los Angeles, CA) – Fed-up with staying at home, a number of so-called “non-essential” workers are planning on returning to work on Monday, The Fake Scoop has learned. Pet psychics across…

2026 FIFA World Cup Canceled “Out of an Abundance of Caution”

(Zürich, Switzerland) – The Fédération Internationale de Football Association has canceled the 2026 World Cup, which was scheduled to be played in North America six years from now, The Fake…

McMahon Announces It Will Be Mandatory For XFL Champs to Visit White House, Get Body-slammed By President

(STAMFORD, CT) – Vince McMahon, famed WWE founder and chairman of the newly revived XFL football league, has announced that the inaugural XFL champions will be going to the White House…