Buttigieg Declares Self Victorious Over Trump in 2020 Election

(South Bend, Ind.) – Former South Bend Mayor Pete Buttgieg shocked political observers early Tuesday morning…

Spokesman releases statement explaining caucus difficulties: “We’ve only had four years to prepare for this thing we’ve been doing since 1972”

(Des Moines, IA) – With the political world watching, the results of Monday night’s first-in-the-nation Iowa…

“Iowa Doesn’t Matter” Establishment Analysts Say to Downplay Candidate Leading In California

(Des Moines, IA) – With socialist curmudgeon Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) set to rank highly in…

Elderly Iowa Caucus-goer Thinks It’s Still 2008

(Lake City, Iowa) – Ask any local outside the Wagon Wheel Restaurant here in Lake City –…