Government Announces Ambitious Plan To Kill Murder Hornets With Covid-19

(Washington, D.C. -) Amid reports of a second mortal threat emerging out of Asia, the federal…

Man Fired From Unemployment Compensation After Insensitive Tweet Surfaces

(Los Angeles) – After losing his job as a short order cook due to the Covid-19…

Rotary Telephone Maker Wants Federal Bailout

(Washington, D.C.) – Rotary phone maker Cortelco is threatening a lawsuit if they are left out…

Facebook, Twitter, YouTube Under Fire For Not Yet Banning All Republicans

(Menlo Park, CA) – Major social media companies are facing criticism that less than six months…

Husband Uses Coronavirus As Excuse For Not Mowing Lawn

(Auburn Hills, MI) – With grass exceeding 6″ in length, neighbors in this tight-knit suburb of…

Problem Gamblers Demand Government Re-Open Casinos

(Atlantic City, NJ) – With casinos closed amid the Coronavirus pandemic, Atlantic City’s problem gamblers are…