Pelosi: Hyperinflation is Infrastructure

(Washington, D.C.) – As consumer prices – on essential items such as food, energy, and building…

Biden Says ‘Vaccine Passport’ Needed to Get Into Barn Dances, Medicine Shows

(Washington, DC) – Amid privacy and other concerns regarding the so-called “Vaccine Passport”, President Biden –…

“Please Don’t Show Up Unless You Want All Your Dreams to Come True,” Biden Tells Potential Migrants

(Washington, D.C.)¬† – With the rate of illegal immigration the highest in decades, administration officials are…

United Airlines Pledges to Hire 50% Female Baggage Handlers

(Newark, NJ) – Doubling down on its recent commitment to hire at least 50% female and…

Major League Baseball to Paint ‘Racist’ Bases Black

(Denver, CO) – With Major League Baseball’s decision to move the All Star game out of…

World Wildlife Fund Ends Association With Elephants Over Ties To Republicans

(Gland, Switzerland -) In a move few saw coming, Elephants have been canceled. “We’ve already removed…

Redskins Owner Announces New Team Name: Washington Orangeskins

(Washington D.C.) –¬† Sports and politics collided today when – in a move long called for…

Parents Nationwide Complain About Too Much Homework

(Benton Harbor, MI) – A survey released Tuesday by the National Education Association¬†shows that a whooping…

Brian Williams Reports That Over One Quarter of Americans Have Been Killed By Covid-19

(New York, New York) – In news that is certain to send markets reeling and extend…

Government Announces Ambitious Plan To Kill Murder Hornets With Covid-19

(Washington, D.C. -) Amid reports of a second mortal threat emerging out of Asia, the federal…