Joe Biden Says The Virus is Bad and Should Be Stopped

(Wilmington, Delaware – ) In a performance that has been praised by the nation’s press, a…

Cure Seeking Public Stocks Up on Hydrox Cookies

(Newark, New Jersey) – The malaria drug hydroxychloroquine has been in the news after showing promising…

Federal Reserve Holds Funeral for U.S. Dollar

(New York, New York) – The Novel Coronavirus has claimed yet another victim, the Federal Reserve…

Former President Obama Endorses “May the Best Man Win”

(Washington, D.C.) – Barack Obama issued his much-coveted presidential endorsement on Tuesday, telling The Fake Scoop that…

Biden Pledges to ‘Instant Message’ America as Soon as He Remembers AOL Password

(Wilmington, DE) – It’s been nearly a week since America has heard from Democratic Presidential front-runner…

Ocassio-Cortez Withdraws ‘Green New Deal’ Proposal, Says Viral Pandemic Accomplishes All Goals

(New York, New York) – With the stock market crashing, businesses shuttering, and millions laid off…

Lack of Sports Results in Zero Programming Changes at ESPN

(Bristol, CT) -With all major sporting events canceled, one might think that a dedicated sports channel…

Fact Check: Are You Required to Shower Daily When Working From Home?

Numerous publications are reporting that despite the coronavirus leading to a surge in employees working from…

Chinese Report No New Cases of Coronavirus; Also That They Have Very Large Penises

(Bejing, China) – The Chinese Communist Party issued a statement Saturday reporting no new cases of…

Television Star Homer Simpson Tests Positive For Coronavirus

(Springfield, USA) – Americans were shocked to learn early Saturday that television icon Homer J. Simpson…