Buttigieg Declares Self Victorious Over Trump in 2020 Election

(South Bend, Ind.) – Former South Bend Mayor Pete Buttgieg shocked political observers early Tuesday morning…

Spokesman releases statement explaining caucus difficulties: “We’ve only had four years to prepare for this thing we’ve been doing since 1972”

(Des Moines, IA) – With the political world watching, the results of Monday night’s first-in-the-nation Iowa…

“Iowa Doesn’t Matter” Establishment Analysts Say to Downplay Candidate Leading In California

(Des Moines, IA) – With socialist curmudgeon Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) set to rank highly in…

Elderly Iowa Caucus-goer Thinks It’s Still 2008

(Lake City, Iowa) – Ask any local outside the Wagon Wheel Restaurant here in Lake City –…

Survey: Blue Collar Workers Happy to Pay for Coastal Elites’ Gender Studies Degrees

(Sioux City, Iowa) – A surprising new Fox News poll has provided much-needed cover for presidential…

Dutch Originated “HeinekenVirus” Promises Infectious Good Times

(Amsterdam, Netherlands) – In contrast to the “Coronavirus”, the China-borne illness causing worldwide concern, here in…

Bernie Sanders Announces He’ll Be His Own Vice President

(Washington, D.C.) – Democratic front-runner and socialist curmudgeon Bernie Sanders shocked the political world on Tuesday…

Nielson: Scrambled ‘Cinemax’ Channel Ratings Surpass Impeachment Inquiry Hearings

(New York, New York) – In a surprising announcement, ratings watchdog Nielson Media Group has released…

Restaurant Chain Chick-Fil-A Begins Hosting ‘Drag Queen Story Hours’

(Portland, Oregon) – It’s Tuesday night at the newest Chick-Fil-A location in downtown Portland, and dozens…

Trump is Responsible For Everything Wrong in the World, Say People Who Have Been In Washington Over 3 Decades

Photo: Corruption in politics? Trump’s fault. (Washington, D.C.) – Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY), in Washington since…