Epstein Attacked In His Cell By Assailants Shouting “This is MAGA Country”

(New York City, NY) – Wealthy financier and accused sexual deviant Jeffery Epstein was found injured…

Biden Announces Mueller As VP Choice: “Will Make Me Appear Less Senile”

(Washington, D.C.) – Former Vice President and Democratic presidential front-runner Joe Biden held a press conference…

Hollywood Says it Will Continue Not to Film in the Country of Georgia

Photo: Despite the country adopting the MGM logo as its coat of arms, Hollywood still won’t…

Biden Set to Announce 2020 Campaign Slogan: “Bring Back ISIS”

Photo: Joe Biden’s 2020 Campaign Headquarters (Aleppo, Syria) (Washington DC) – Democratic Front Runner Joe Biden…

Trump is Responsible For Everything Wrong in the World, Say People Who Have Been In Washington Over 3 Decades

Photo: Corruption in politics? Trump’s fault. (Washington, D.C.) – Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY), in Washington since…

Principled European Tourist Dining in U.S. Restaurant Refuses to Leave Tip

Photo: Greedy restaurant staff expect a tip for working hard (New York, New York) – At…

Biden Says He No Longer Supports the “Jekyll and Hyde” Amendment

Photo: Biden now says that whatever this guy is doing should be federally-funded, as long as…

Democrats Propose Plan to Tackle Burgeoning Los Angeles Homeless Crises: Import Many More Penniless Illegal Migrants

Photo: Los Angeles-area homeless man waits patiently for new migrants to arrive (Los Angeles, CA) –…

Pelosi to Catholics: Government Isn’t God. It’s Just an Omnipotent Entity That We Expect You to Have Complete Unquestioned Faith In

Photo: Not government, but close (San Francisco, CA) – U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) spoke…

Study: Thousands of Recently Laid Off Journalists Have Learned to Code

Photo: A recently laid off journalist takes the advice of right-wing Twitter (Austin, Texas) – In…