Parents Nationwide Complain About Too Much Homework

(Benton Harbor, MI) – A survey released Tuesday by the National Education Association shows that a whooping…

Man Fired From Unemployment Compensation After Insensitive Tweet Surfaces

(Los Angeles) – After losing his job as a short order cook due to the Covid-19…

Rotary Telephone Maker Wants Federal Bailout

(Washington, D.C.) – Rotary phone maker Cortelco is threatening a lawsuit if they are left out…

Problem Gamblers Demand Government Re-Open Casinos

(Atlantic City, NJ) – With casinos closed amid the Coronavirus pandemic, Atlantic City’s problem gamblers are…

2026 FIFA World Cup Canceled “Out of an Abundance of Caution”

(Zürich, Switzerland) – The Fédération Internationale de Football Association has canceled the 2026 World Cup, which…

Elon Musk Threatens to Move Tesla to Mars

(Palo Alto, California -) Denied permission to open his electric car factory back up following a…

Pet Psychics, Sign Spinners Declare Their Jobs Essential

(Los Angeles, CA) – Fed-up with staying at home, a number of so-called “non-essential” workers are…

Study Reveals That Death Is An Inevitable Part of Life

(Stanford, CA) – Biologists at Stanford University have unveiled a groundbreaking study that has turned conventional…

‘Contact-less Drop Off’ Convinces Recently Unemployed to Buy New Cars

(Detroit, MI – ) Despite tens of millions of Americans finding themselves suddenly out of work…

California Governor Newsome Has Surviving Beach Boys Arrested

(Sacramento, CA) – Dissatisfied with Californians flaunting ‘social distancing’ by flooding the state’s beaches in recent…