World Wildlife Fund Ends Association With Elephants Over Ties To Republicans

(Gland, Switzerland -) In a move few saw coming, Elephants have been canceled. “We’ve already removed…

Redskins Owner Announces New Team Name: Washington Orangeskins

(Washington D.C.) –¬† Sports and politics collided today when – in a move long called for…

Parents Nationwide Complain About Too Much Homework

(Benton Harbor, MI) – A survey released Tuesday by the National Education Association¬†shows that a whooping…

Brian Williams Reports That Over One Quarter of Americans Have Been Killed By Covid-19

(New York, New York) – In news that is certain to send markets reeling and extend…

Government Announces Ambitious Plan To Kill Murder Hornets With Covid-19

(Washington, D.C. -) Amid reports of a second mortal threat emerging out of Asia, the federal…

Man Fired From Unemployment Compensation After Insensitive Tweet Surfaces

(Los Angeles) – After losing his job as a short order cook due to the Covid-19…

Rotary Telephone Maker Wants Federal Bailout

(Washington, D.C.) – Rotary phone maker Cortelco is threatening a lawsuit if they are left out…

Facebook, Twitter, YouTube Under Fire For Not Yet Banning All Republicans

(Menlo Park, CA) – Major social media companies are facing criticism that less than six months…

Husband Uses Coronavirus As Excuse For Not Mowing Lawn

(Auburn Hills, MI) – With grass exceeding 6″ in length, neighbors in this tight-knit suburb of…

Problem Gamblers Demand Government Re-Open Casinos

(Atlantic City, NJ) – With casinos closed amid the Coronavirus pandemic, Atlantic City’s problem gamblers are…