Clown Organization Chief: Stop Associating Us With Democrats

Photo: A clown, possibly insane and in a posse. (Peru, Indiana) – As the #ClownWorld hashtag…

Opinion: The United States of America is a Country

Photo: The American flag is yet another piece of circumstantial evidence that this is indeed a…

Advertisers Flee Tucker Carlson After He’s Captured On Hidden Audio Saying “Everyone Should Just Try And Get Along”

Photo: Tucker Carlson wants everyone to be just as happy as he is here. That monster.…

Federal Reserve Urges Americans to Buy Bitcoin

Photo: Enough cash to get one item off of McDonald’s Dollar Menu (New York, New York)…

Mark Zuckerberg: I Don’t Know Why They Call It Big Tech. I’m Only 5′ 7″

Photo: Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg definitely not looking like a robot (Washington, D.C.) –  The House…

California Officials Shocked Consumers Would Rather Pay 70% Less for Black Market Cannabis

Photo: Cannabis. AKA: the devil’s weed (LOS ANGELES, CA – ) As marijuana legalization measures continue…

Avocado Shortage Devastates Hipster Community

Photo: Hubert Thorn Elm Smith, 33, of Williamsburg, prepares to put on a bow tie (Brooklyn,…

Bernie Sanders On Venezuela: “What’s the Problem? Maduro’s Rich.”

Photo: Bernie Sanders showing off his recent gift from the People of Venezuela (LAKE CHAMPLAIN, VT)…

Joe Biden Announces Partnership With Chinese Government to Build Las Vegas Hotel

Photo: Artist rendition of the planned Biden tower just off the Las Vegas Strip (LAS VEGAS,…

Letters to the Editor

Dear Editor, I don’t care if the scoop is fake. I’ll eat ice cream out of…