Democrats Protest Lack of Handouts in $3 Trillion CARES Legislation

(Washington, D.C.) – The $3 trillion CARES aid package recently passed by the Democratic-led U.S. House…

Greta Thunberg Reportedly On Biden VP Shortlist

(Wilmington, DE) –  Speculation is rampant in political circles that presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden…

Report: Google Tracking Data Shows Most Americans Are Tracked By Google

(Mountain View, CA -) – As public health experts pour over data mapping the movements of…

2026 FIFA World Cup Canceled “Out of an Abundance of Caution”

(Zürich, Switzerland) – The Fédération Internationale de Football Association has canceled the 2026 World Cup, which…

Elon Musk Threatens to Move Tesla to Mars

(Palo Alto, California -) Denied permission to open his electric car factory back up following a…

Pet Psychics, Sign Spinners Declare Their Jobs Essential

(Los Angeles, CA) – Fed-up with staying at home, a number of so-called “non-essential” workers are…

Lone Remaining Blockbuster Store Receives $32 Million In Bailout Funds

(Bend, Oregon) – A little noticed section of the $2 trillion CARES act provides slightly over…

Study Reveals That Death Is An Inevitable Part of Life

(Stanford, CA) – Biologists at Stanford University have unveiled a groundbreaking study that has turned conventional…

Biden on Releasing Records: “A Campaign is No Time to Look Into a Candidate’s Past”

(Wilmington, DE) – As calls increase for presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden to release his…

First Pet Hamster Dies From Coronavirus

(Orlando, FL) – In a major setback in the fight against Coronavirus, the nation’s first pet…