Man Fired From Unemployment Compensation After Insensitive Tweet Surfaces

(Los Angeles) – After losing his job as a short order cook due to the Covid-19…

Rotary Telephone Maker Wants Federal Bailout

(Washington, D.C.) – Rotary phone maker Cortelco is threatening a lawsuit if they are left out…

Facebook, Twitter, YouTube Under Fire For Not Yet Banning All Republicans

(Menlo Park, CA) – Major social media companies are facing criticism that less than six months…

Husband Uses Coronavirus As Excuse For Not Mowing Lawn

(Auburn Hills, MI) – With grass exceeding 6″ in length, neighbors in this tight-knit suburb of…

Problem Gamblers Demand Government Re-Open Casinos

(Atlantic City, NJ) – With casinos closed amid the Coronavirus pandemic, Atlantic City’s problem gamblers are…

Democrats Protest Lack of Handouts in $3 Trillion CARES Legislation

(Washington, D.C.) – The $3 trillion CARES aid package recently passed by the Democratic-led U.S. House…

Greta Thunberg Reportedly On Biden VP Shortlist

(Wilmington, DE) –  Speculation is rampant in political circles that presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden…

Report: Google Tracking Data Shows Most Americans Are Tracked By Google

(Mountain View, CA -) – As public health experts pour over data mapping the movements of…

2026 FIFA World Cup Canceled “Out of an Abundance of Caution”

(Zürich, Switzerland) – The Fédération Internationale de Football Association has canceled the 2026 World Cup, which…

Elon Musk Threatens to Move Tesla to Mars

(Palo Alto, California -) Denied permission to open his electric car factory back up following a…