Report: Google Tracking Data Shows Most Americans Are Tracked By Google

(Mountain View, CA -) – As public health experts pour over data mapping the movements of…

2026 FIFA World Cup Canceled “Out of an Abundance of Caution”

(Zürich, Switzerland) – The Fédération Internationale de Football Association has canceled the 2026 World Cup, which…

Elon Musk Threatens to Move Tesla to Mars

(Palo Alto, California -) Denied permission to open his electric car factory back up following a…

Pet Psychics, Sign Spinners Declare Their Jobs Essential

(Los Angeles, CA) – Fed-up with staying at home, a number of so-called “non-essential” workers are…

Study Reveals That Death Is An Inevitable Part of Life

(Stanford, CA) – Biologists at Stanford University have unveiled a groundbreaking study that has turned conventional…

First Pet Hamster Dies From Coronavirus

(Orlando, FL) – In a major setback in the fight against Coronavirus, the nation’s first pet…

‘Contact-less Drop Off’ Convinces Recently Unemployed to Buy New Cars

(Detroit, MI – ) Despite tens of millions of Americans finding themselves suddenly out of work…

California Governor Newsome Has Surviving Beach Boys Arrested

(Sacramento, CA) – Dissatisfied with Californians flaunting ‘social distancing’ by flooding the state’s beaches in recent…

Disclosure: FBI Plotted to Give Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn a ‘Wedgie’

(Washington, D.C.) – Questions have been raised about the conduct of some top FBI officials after…

Millennial Voters Google “What is Mail?” Amid Vote-by-Mail Push

(Los Angeles, CA) – As Democratic Party politicians push for widespread mail-in voting in this November’s…