Expert: Trump May Give the Queen a “Noogie”

Photo: Soldiers with large hats stand ready to protect the Queen from Trump’s aggression (London, England)…

Avocado Shortage Devastates Hipster Community

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Bernie Sanders On Venezuela: “What’s the Problem? Maduro’s Rich.”

Photo: Bernie Sanders showing off his recent gift from the People of Venezuela (LAKE CHAMPLAIN, VT)…

Few Stars Show to Eleventh Annual “Flyover Film Festival”

Photo: Farmers grow crops for an entire generation of soy boys. (LOUISVILLE KY) – The Eleventh…

Letters to the Editor

Dear Editor, I don’t care if the scoop is fake. I’ll eat ice cream out of…

Facebook Bans ‘Conservation Group’ Sierra Club

Photo: Facebook, Inc. stock (NASDAQ: FB) has declined sharply since it was realized that half the…

The Fake Scoop Founder Wins CNN ‘Journalist of the Year’ Award

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McMahon Announces It Will Be Mandatory For XFL Champs to Visit White House, Get Body-slammed By President

(STAMFORD, CT) – Vince McMahon, famed WWE founder and chairman of the newly revived XFL football…

Man Transitioning Into a Horse Urges Belmont Officials to Let Him Race

Photo: Sex in the City‘s Sarah Jessica Parker, spokesperson for Humans are Horses, at a 2013…

Left Wing Activists Outraged After Learning Bob Mueller is a White Male

Photo: Former Trump Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller flaunting his pale skin and penis (Washington, D.C.) –…