Advertisers Flee Tucker Carlson After He’s Captured On Hidden Audio Saying “Everyone Should Just Try And Get Along”

Photo: Tucker Carlson wants everyone to be just as happy as he is here. That monster.…

Federal Reserve Urges Americans to Buy Bitcoin

Photo: Enough cash to get one item off of McDonald’s Dollar Menu (New York, New York)…

Democrats Threaten to Hold Barr in Contempt, Give Him Producer Credit On CBS Drama

Photo: Attorney General Barr putting on a brave face despite the punishment that awaits him (Washington,…

Plagiarism Accusation Rocks Biden Campaign; New Campaign Book is Just Transcript of Old Seinfeld Episode

Photo: An assortment of books, probably all written by Joe Biden (Wilmington, Delaware – ) Presidential…

Mark Zuckerberg: I Don’t Know Why They Call It Big Tech. I’m Only 5′ 7″

Photo: Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg definitely not looking like a robot (Washington, D.C.) –  The House…

California Officials Shocked Consumers Would Rather Pay 70% Less for Black Market Cannabis

Photo: Cannabis. AKA: the devil’s weed (LOS ANGELES, CA – ) As marijuana legalization measures continue…

Expert: Trump May Give the Queen a “Noogie”

Photo: Soldiers with large hats stand ready to protect the Queen from Trump’s aggression (London, England)…

Avocado Shortage Devastates Hipster Community

Photo: Hubert Thorn Elm Smith, 33, of Williamsburg, prepares to put on a bow tie (Brooklyn,…

Bernie Sanders On Venezuela: “What’s the Problem? Maduro’s Rich.”

Photo: Bernie Sanders showing off his recent gift from the People of Venezuela (LAKE CHAMPLAIN, VT)…

Few Stars Show to Eleventh Annual “Flyover Film Festival”

Photo: Farmers grow crops for an entire generation of soy boys. (LOUISVILLE KY) – The Eleventh…