Rotary Telephone Maker Wants Federal Bailout

(Washington, D.C.) – Rotary phone maker Cortelco is threatening a lawsuit if they are left out…

‘Contact-less Drop Off’ Convinces Recently Unemployed to Buy New Cars

(Detroit, MI – ) Despite tens of millions of Americans finding themselves suddenly out of work…

Federal Reserve Holds Funeral for U.S. Dollar

(New York, New York) – The Novel Coronavirus has claimed yet another victim, the Federal Reserve…

NYT Economist Krugman Criticizes Lowest Unemployment in 50 Years Because ‘Working Sucks’

Photo: Noble Prize Winning economist Paul Krugman looking for his pen (New York, NY) – In…

Laundromat Change Machine Shorts Brian Williams Nearly 4000 Quarters

(New York, New York) – On Friday’s edition of Morning Joe, former NBC network news anchor…

Federal Reserve Urges Americans to Buy Bitcoin

Photo: Enough cash to get one item off of McDonald’s Dollar Menu (New York, New York)…

California Officials Shocked Consumers Would Rather Pay 70% Less for Black Market Cannabis

Photo: Cannabis. AKA: the devil’s weed (LOS ANGELES, CA – ) As marijuana legalization measures continue…