“Please Don’t Show Up Unless You Want All Your Dreams to Come True,” Biden Tells Potential Migrants

(Washington, D.C.)  – With the rate of illegal immigration the highest in decades, administration officials are…

Chinese Government Announces They Are Fine With ‘Chinese Virus’; Just Don’t Call It ‘Winnie The Flu’

(Beijing, China) – After unfounded accusations from the Chinese government that the U.S. military planted the…

Principled European Tourist Dining in U.S. Restaurant Refuses to Leave Tip

Photo: Greedy restaurant staff expect a tip for working hard (New York, New York) – At…

Expert: Trump May Give the Queen a “Noogie”

Photo: Soldiers with large hats stand ready to protect the Queen from Trump’s aggression (London, England)…

Bernie Sanders On Venezuela: “What’s the Problem? Maduro’s Rich.”

Photo: Bernie Sanders showing off his recent gift from the People of Venezuela (LAKE CHAMPLAIN, VT)…