Chinese Report No New Cases of Coronavirus; Also That They Have Very Large Penises

(Bejing, China) – The Chinese Communist Party issued a statement Saturday reporting no new cases of…

Report: Italian Mayor Defends “Have a Chinese Person Cough In Your Face” Campaign

(Florence, Italy) – With the Novel Coronavirus death toll mounting in this Northern Italian city, Mayor…

Chinese Government Announces They Are Fine With ‘Chinese Virus’; Just Don’t Call It ‘Winnie The Flu’

(Beijing, China) – After unfounded accusations from the Chinese government that the U.S. military planted the…

Principled European Tourist Dining in U.S. Restaurant Refuses to Leave Tip

Photo: Greedy restaurant staff expect a tip for working hard (New York, New York) – At…

Expert: Trump May Give the Queen a “Noogie”

Photo: Soldiers with large hats stand ready to protect the Queen from Trump’s aggression (London, England)…

Bernie Sanders On Venezuela: “What’s the Problem? Maduro’s Rich.”

Photo: Bernie Sanders showing off his recent gift from the People of Venezuela (LAKE CHAMPLAIN, VT)…