World Wildlife Fund Ends Association With Elephants Over Ties To Republicans

(Gland, Switzerland -) In a move few saw coming, Elephants have been canceled. “We’ve already removed…

Brian Williams Reports That Over One Quarter of Americans Have Been Killed By Covid-19

(New York, New York) – In news that is certain to send markets reeling and extend…

Government Announces Ambitious Plan To Kill Murder Hornets With Covid-19

(Washington, D.C. -) Amid reports of a second mortal threat emerging out of Asia, the federal…

Man Fired From Unemployment Compensation After Insensitive Tweet Surfaces

(Los Angeles) – After losing his job as a short order cook due to the Covid-19…

Husband Uses Coronavirus As Excuse For Not Mowing Lawn

(Auburn Hills, MI) – With grass exceeding 6″ in length, neighbors in this tight-knit suburb of…

Pet Psychics, Sign Spinners Declare Their Jobs Essential

(Los Angeles, CA) – Fed-up with staying at home, a number of so-called “non-essential” workers are…

Study Reveals That Death Is An Inevitable Part of Life

(Stanford, CA) – Biologists at Stanford University have unveiled a groundbreaking study that has turned conventional…

First Pet Hamster Dies From Coronavirus

(Orlando, FL) – In a major setback in the fight against Coronavirus, the nation’s first pet…

California Governor Newsome Has Surviving Beach Boys Arrested

(Sacramento, CA) – Dissatisfied with Californians flaunting ‘social distancing’ by flooding the state’s beaches in recent…

Disclosure: FBI Plotted to Give Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn a ‘Wedgie’

(Washington, D.C.) – Questions have been raised about the conduct of some top FBI officials after…