(Washington, DC) – Amid privacy and other concerns regarding the so-called “Vaccine Passport”, President Biden –…
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World Wildlife Fund Ends Association With Elephants Over Ties To Republicans
(Gland, Switzerland -) In a move few saw coming, Elephants have been canceled. “We’ve already removed…
Brian Williams Reports That Over One Quarter of Americans Have Been Killed By Covid-19
(New York, New York) – In news that is certain to send markets reeling and extend…
Government Announces Ambitious Plan To Kill Murder Hornets With Covid-19
(Washington, D.C. -) Amid reports of a second mortal threat emerging out of Asia, the federal…
Man Fired From Unemployment Compensation After Insensitive Tweet Surfaces
(Los Angeles) – After losing his job as a short order cook due to the Covid-19…
Husband Uses Coronavirus As Excuse For Not Mowing Lawn
(Auburn Hills, MI) – With grass exceeding 6″ in length, neighbors in this tight-knit suburb of…
Pet Psychics, Sign Spinners Declare Their Jobs Essential
(Los Angeles, CA) – Fed-up with staying at home, a number of so-called “non-essential” workers are…
Study Reveals That Death Is An Inevitable Part of Life
(Stanford, CA) – Biologists at Stanford University have unveiled a groundbreaking study that has turned conventional…
First Pet Hamster Dies From Coronavirus
(Orlando, FL) – In a major setback in the fight against Coronavirus, the nation’s first pet…
California Governor Newsome Has Surviving Beach Boys Arrested
(Sacramento, CA) – Dissatisfied with Californians flaunting ‘social distancing’ by flooding the state’s beaches in recent…