Epstein Attacked In His Cell By Assailants Shouting “This is MAGA Country”

(New York City, NY) – Wealthy financier and accused sexual deviant Jeffery Epstein was found injured…

Biden Set to Announce 2020 Campaign Slogan: “Bring Back ISIS”

Photo: Joe Biden’s 2020 Campaign Headquarters (Aleppo, Syria) (Washington DC) – Democratic Front Runner Joe Biden…

Biden Says He No Longer Supports the “Jekyll and Hyde” Amendment

Photo: Biden now says that whatever this guy is doing should be federally-funded, as long as…

Democrats Propose Plan to Tackle Burgeoning Los Angeles Homeless Crises: Import Many More Penniless Illegal Migrants

Photo: Los Angeles-area homeless man waits patiently for new migrants to arrive (Los Angeles, CA) –…

Advertisers Flee Tucker Carlson After He’s Captured On Hidden Audio Saying “Everyone Should Just Try And Get Along”

Photo: Tucker Carlson wants everyone to be just as happy as he is here. That monster.…

Plagiarism Accusation Rocks Biden Campaign; New Campaign Book is Just Transcript of Old Seinfeld Episode

Photo: An assortment of books, probably all written by Joe Biden (Wilmington, Delaware – ) Presidential…

The Fake Scoop Founder Wins CNN ‘Journalist of the Year’ Award

Photo: Tommy-Ray Oatchaser’s brother, Felix Oatchaser, pictured with his camper. There are no known photos of…

Left Wing Activists Outraged After Learning Bob Mueller is a White Male

Photo: Former Trump Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller flaunting his pale skin and penis (Washington, D.C.) –…