Jimmy Carter Enters Democratic Presidential Primary

(Plains, Georgia) – In a move that is sure to the shake up the ever-evolving Democratic…

Bernie Bros Execute Chris Matthews in Central Park

(New York, New York) – Just hours after resigning his cable news post, longtime MSNBC political…

Restaurant Chain Chick-Fil-A Begins Hosting ‘Drag Queen Story Hours’

(Portland, Oregon) – It’s Tuesday night at the newest Chick-Fil-A location in downtown Portland, and dozens…

Biden Says He No Longer Supports the “Jekyll and Hyde” Amendment

Photo: Biden now says that whatever this guy is doing should be federally-funded, as long as…

Advertisers Flee Tucker Carlson After He’s Captured On Hidden Audio Saying “Everyone Should Just Try And Get Along”

Photo: Tucker Carlson wants everyone to be just as happy as he is here. That monster.…

Plagiarism Accusation Rocks Biden Campaign; New Campaign Book is Just Transcript of Old Seinfeld Episode

Photo: An assortment of books, probably all written by Joe Biden (Wilmington, Delaware – ) Presidential…

The Fake Scoop Founder Wins CNN ‘Journalist of the Year’ Award

Photo: Tommy-Ray Oatchaser’s brother, Felix Oatchaser, pictured with his camper. There are no known photos of…

Left Wing Activists Outraged After Learning Bob Mueller is a White Male

Photo: Former Trump Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller flaunting his pale skin and penis (Washington, D.C.) –…