Millennial Voters Google “What is Mail?” Amid Vote-by-Mail Push

(Los Angeles, CA) – As Democratic Party politicians push for widespread mail-in voting in this November’s…

Former President Obama Endorses “May the Best Man Win”

(Washington, D.C.) – Barack Obama issued his much-coveted presidential endorsement on Tuesday, telling The Fake Scoop that…

Keeping Promise, Biden Selects Man Named ‘A Woman’ As Running Mate

(Washington, D.C.) – Political observers were flummoxed Wednesday as presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden announced his…

Biden Caught Lip Syncing Speech When Audio Skips

(Kansas City, MO) – After a gaffe-filled week since his strong Super Tuesday showing, leading Democratic…

Jill Biden Says Husband Joe Is Neither Clean Nor Articulate

(Wilmington, DE) – It’s bath time at the Biden household, and the former Vice President is…

“Don’t Forget to SuperSize Me Today,” Biden Tells Crowd of Democratic Primary Voters

(Austin, Texas) – Hot off the heels of his victory in the South Carolina Democrat primary,…

Buttigieg Declares Self Victorious Over Trump in 2020 Election

(South Bend, Ind.) – Former South Bend Mayor Pete Buttgieg shocked political observers early Tuesday morning…

“Iowa Doesn’t Matter” Establishment Analysts Say to Downplay Candidate Leading In California

(Des Moines, IA) – With socialist curmudgeon Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) set to rank highly in…

Elderly Iowa Caucus-goer Thinks It’s Still 2008

(Lake City, Iowa) – Ask any local outside the Wagon Wheel Restaurant here in Lake City –…

Survey: Blue Collar Workers Happy to Pay for Coastal Elites’ Gender Studies Degrees

(Sioux City, Iowa) – A surprising new Fox News poll has provided much-needed cover for presidential…