Buttigieg Declares Self Victorious Over Trump in 2020 Election

(South Bend, Ind.) – Former South Bend Mayor Pete Buttgieg shocked political observers early Tuesday morning…

Spokesman releases statement explaining caucus difficulties: “We’ve only had four years to prepare for this thing we’ve been doing since 1972”

(Des Moines, IA) – With the political world watching, the results of Monday night’s first-in-the-nation Iowa…

“Iowa Doesn’t Matter” Establishment Analysts Say to Downplay Candidate Leading In California

(Des Moines, IA) – With socialist curmudgeon Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) set to rank highly in…

Elderly Iowa Caucus-goer Thinks It’s Still 2008

(Lake City, Iowa) – Ask any local outside the Wagon Wheel¬†Restaurant here in Lake City –…

Survey: Blue Collar Workers Happy to Pay for Coastal Elites’ Gender Studies Degrees

(Sioux City, Iowa) – A surprising new Fox News poll has provided much-needed cover for presidential…

Bernie Sanders Announces He’ll Be His Own Vice President

(Washington, D.C.) – Democratic front-runner and socialist curmudgeon Bernie Sanders shocked the political world on Tuesday…

Bloomberg: Federally-Funded Private Jets for Illegals is a Bridge Too Far

(New York, New York)¬† – In a move that has rankled feathers among many members of…

Nielson: Scrambled ‘Cinemax’ Channel Ratings Surpass Impeachment Inquiry Hearings

(New York, New York) – In a surprising announcement, ratings watchdog Nielson Media Group has released…

Trump is Responsible For Everything Wrong in the World, Say People Who Have Been In Washington Over 3 Decades

Photo: Corruption in politics? Trump’s fault. (Washington, D.C.) – Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY), in Washington since…

Clown Organization Chief: Stop Associating Us With Democrats

Photo: A clown, possibly insane and in a posse. (Peru, Indiana) – As the #ClownWorld hashtag…