Joe Biden Says The Virus is Bad and Should Be Stopped

(Wilmington, Delaware – ) In a performance that has been praised by the nation’s press, a…

Former President Obama Endorses “May the Best Man Win”

(Washington, D.C.) – Barack Obama issued his much-coveted presidential endorsement on Tuesday, telling The Fake Scoop that…

Ocassio-Cortez Withdraws ‘Green New Deal’ Proposal, Says Viral Pandemic Accomplishes All Goals

(New York, New York) – With the stock market crashing, businesses shuttering, and millions laid off…

Keeping Promise, Biden Selects Man Named ‘A Woman’ As Running Mate

(Washington, D.C.) – Political observers were flummoxed Wednesday as presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden announced his…

Biden Caught Lip Syncing Speech When Audio Skips

(Kansas City, MO) – After a gaffe-filled week since his strong Super Tuesday showing, leading Democratic…

Jill Biden Says Husband Joe Is Neither Clean Nor Articulate

(Wilmington, DE) – It’s bath time at the Biden household, and the former Vice President is…

Joe Biden Announces Partnership With Chinese Government to Build Las Vegas Hotel

Photo: Artist rendition of the planned Biden tower just off the Las Vegas Strip (LAS VEGAS,…

Biden Announces New Campaign Slogan: “Bring Back ISIS”

Photo: Joe Biden’s 2020 Campaign Headquarters (Aleppo, Syria) (Washington DC) – With his once fledgling candidacy…

“Don’t Forget to SuperSize Me Today,” Biden Tells Crowd of Democratic Primary Voters

(Austin, Texas) – Hot off the heels of his victory in the South Carolina Democrat primary,…

Buttigieg Declares Self Victorious Over Trump in 2020 Election

(South Bend, Ind.) – Former South Bend Mayor Pete Buttgieg shocked political observers early Tuesday morning…