Photo: Joe Biden’s 2020 Campaign Headquarters (Aleppo, Syria) (Washington DC) – With his once fledgling candidacy…
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“Don’t Forget to SuperSize Me Today,” Biden Tells Crowd of Democratic Primary Voters
(Austin, Texas) – Hot off the heels of his victory in the South Carolina Democrat primary,…
Buttigieg Declares Self Victorious Over Trump in 2020 Election
(South Bend, Ind.) – Former South Bend Mayor Pete Buttgieg shocked political observers early Tuesday morning…
Spokesman releases statement explaining caucus difficulties: “We’ve only had four years to prepare for this thing we’ve been doing since 1972”
(Des Moines, IA) – With the political world watching, the results of Monday night’s first-in-the-nation Iowa…
“Iowa Doesn’t Matter” Establishment Analysts Say to Downplay Candidate Leading In California
(Des Moines, IA) – With socialist curmudgeon Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) set to rank highly in…
Elderly Iowa Caucus-goer Thinks It’s Still 2008
(Lake City, Iowa) – Ask any local outside the Wagon Wheel Restaurant here in Lake City –…
Survey: Blue Collar Workers Happy to Pay for Coastal Elites’ Gender Studies Degrees
(Sioux City, Iowa) – A surprising new Fox News poll has provided much-needed cover for presidential…
Bernie Sanders Announces He’ll Be His Own Vice President
(Washington, D.C.) – Democratic front-runner and socialist curmudgeon Bernie Sanders shocked the political world on Tuesday…
Bloomberg: Federally-Funded Private Jets for Illegals is a Bridge Too Far
(New York, New York) – In a move that has rankled feathers among many members of…
Nielson: Scrambled ‘Cinemax’ Channel Ratings Surpass Impeachment Inquiry Hearings
(New York, New York) – In a surprising announcement, ratings watchdog Nielson Media Group has released…