Television Star Homer Simpson Tests Positive For Coronavirus

(Springfield, USA) – Americans were shocked to learn early Saturday that television icon Homer J. Simpson…

Dutch Originated “HeinekenVirus” Promises Infectious Good Times

(Amsterdam, Netherlands) – In contrast to the “Coronavirus”, the China-borne illness causing worldwide concern, here in…

Hollywood Says it Will Continue Not to Film in the Country of Georgia

Photo: Despite the country adopting the MGM logo as its coat of arms, Hollywood still won’t…

Pelosi to Catholics: Government Isn’t God. It’s Just an Omnipotent Entity That We Expect You to Have Complete Unquestioned Faith In

Photo: Not government, but close (San Francisco, CA) – U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) spoke…

Avocado Shortage Devastates Hipster Community

Photo: Hubert Thorn Elm Smith, 33, of Williamsburg, prepares to put on a bow tie (Brooklyn,…

Few Stars Show to Eleventh Annual “Flyover Film Festival”

Photo: Farmers grow crops for an entire generation of soy boys. (LOUISVILLE KY) – The Eleventh…