Parents Nationwide Complain About Too Much Homework

(Benton Harbor, MI) – A survey released Tuesday by the National Education Association shows that a whooping…

Problem Gamblers Demand Government Re-Open Casinos

(Atlantic City, NJ) – With casinos closed amid the Coronavirus pandemic, Atlantic City’s problem gamblers are…

Report: Washed Up Actress Tara Reid Delighted to Be Relevant Again

(Los Angeles, CA) – With Hollywood hit hard by Coronavirus-related shutdowns, one former starlet has something…

Burger King Introduces “Impossible” Bat Burger

(Miami, FL) – One of America’s largest hamburger chains is making waves by introducing a plant-based…

Fact Check: Are You Required to Shower Daily When Working From Home?

Numerous publications are reporting that despite the coronavirus leading to a surge in employees working from…

Television Star Homer Simpson Tests Positive For Coronavirus

(Springfield, USA) – Americans were shocked to learn early Saturday that television icon Homer J. Simpson…

Hollywood Says it Will Continue Not to Film in the Country of Georgia

Photo: Despite the country adopting the MGM logo as its coat of arms, Hollywood still won’t…

Pelosi to Catholics: Government Isn’t God. It’s Just an Omnipotent Entity That We Expect You to Have Complete Unquestioned Faith In

Photo: Not government, but close (San Francisco, CA) – U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) spoke…

Avocado Shortage Devastates Hipster Community

Photo: Hubert Thorn Elm Smith, 33, of Williamsburg, prepares to put on a bow tie (Brooklyn,…

Few Stars Show to Eleventh Annual “Flyover Film Festival”

Photo: Farmers grow crops for an entire generation of soy boys. (LOUISVILLE KY) – The Eleventh…