(Denver, CO) – With Major League Baseball’s decision to move the All Star game out of…
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Redskins Owner Announces New Team Name: Washington Orangeskins
(Washington D.C.) – Sports and politics collided today when – in a move long called for…
2026 FIFA World Cup Canceled “Out of an Abundance of Caution”
(Zürich, Switzerland) – The Fédération Internationale de Football Association has canceled the 2026 World Cup, which…
Lack of Sports Results in Zero Programming Changes at ESPN
(Bristol, CT) -With all major sporting events canceled, one might think that a dedicated sports channel…
McMahon Announces It Will Be Mandatory For XFL Champs to Visit White House, Get Body-slammed By President
(STAMFORD, CT) – Vince McMahon, famed WWE founder and chairman of the newly revived XFL football…
Man Transitioning Into a Horse Urges Belmont Officials to Let Him Race
Photo: Sex in the City‘s Sarah Jessica Parker, spokesperson for Humans are Horses, at a 2013…