Redskins Owner Announces New Team Name: Washington Orangeskins

(Washington D.C.) –  Sports and politics collided today when – in a move long called for…

2026 FIFA World Cup Canceled “Out of an Abundance of Caution”

(Zürich, Switzerland) – The Fédération Internationale de Football Association has canceled the 2026 World Cup, which…

Lack of Sports Results in Zero Programming Changes at ESPN

(Bristol, CT) -With all major sporting events canceled, one might think that a dedicated sports channel…

McMahon Announces It Will Be Mandatory For XFL Champs to Visit White House, Get Body-slammed By President

(STAMFORD, CT) – Vince McMahon, famed WWE founder and chairman of the newly revived XFL football…

Man Transitioning Into a Horse Urges Belmont Officials to Let Him Race

Photo: Sex in the City‘s Sarah Jessica Parker, spokesperson for Humans are Horses, at a 2013…