Biden: To Avoid ‘Oriental Flu’ Just Stay Away From ‘Chinamen’

(Kansas City, MO) – Amid rising concern over the China-borne Coronavirus, Democratic presidential front-runner Sen. Joe Biden had some advice for the crowd that came out to see him Sunday.

“You’ll be fine as long as you stay away from opium dens and railroad construction sites,” Biden told supporters.

Politically Incorrect

“Chinaman isn’t the preferred nomenclature,” former candidate Andrew Yang – currently under quarantine with COVID-19 – told The Fake Scoop

Little Pushback

When contacted for comment, a spokesman for the Asian Americans for Equality was undeterred.

“We’re still going to vote for him in November,” spokesperson Wei Lu told TFS.