Biden Announces New Campaign Slogan: “Bring Back ISIS”

Photo: Joe Biden’s 2020 Campaign Headquarters (Aleppo, Syria)

(Washington DC) – With his once fledgling candidacy re-invigorated after a strong ‘Super Tuesday’ showing, Democratic presidential candidate and former Vice President Joe Biden is set to announce a new campaign slogan, The Fake Scoop has learned.

The anticipated slogan – “Bring Back ISIS” – is winning support among pundits, although some wonder if it is inclusive enough.

After proliferating throughout the Middle East and beyond during the Obama-Biden administration, ISIS was operationally destroyed within a few years of President Trump taking office.

“We’re not going to let Trump take away one of our biggest accomplishments,” Biden told our source. “We’re going to bring back ISIS.”

SJWs Pleased

“We love ISIS. They would never man-spread or man-splain like chauvinist Western men,” said Leaf Naturetrance, 39, of Mother Jones. 


The Biden campaign also considered alternative slogans, including “Destroy the Economy” and “End Freedom of Speech”

“Make no mistake: those will also be goals of my presidency,” Biden insisted.