Keeping Promise, Biden Selects Man Named ‘A Woman’ As Running Mate

(Washington, D.C.) – Political observers were flummoxed Wednesday as presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden announced his 2020 running mate selection – a 62-year-old white man named ‘A Woman’.

The choice fulfills a promise that Biden recently made to voters.

“I commit that I will, in fact, pick A Woman to be vice president,” Biden said at this week’s Democratic presidential debate in Washington.

Who is A Woman?

A Woman told The Fake Scoop he enjoys many activities, such as hunting, motorcycles, woodworking, and building intricate models.

And what about his unusual name?

“It’s of Danish origin,” A Woman told TFS. “My father was from Copenhagen.”