(Miami, FL) – One of America’s largest hamburger chains is making waves by introducing a plant-based “bat burger” that they say tastes just like the real thing.
“Our social media team has picked up a lot of chatter about bats recently,” a Burger King spokesperson told The Fake Scoop. “That’s when we put our food scientists to work.”
A Better Bat Burger
“It’s not actual bat but you won’t know the difference,” Burger King Executive Chef Jeffrey Wolfe told TFS. “The wings look and taste very realistic.”
“It’s a wonderful way to introduce ignorant Americans to other – equally valid – cultures,” Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) wrote on Twitter.