Burger King Introduces “Impossible” Bat Burger

(Miami, FL) – One of America’s largest hamburger chains is making waves by introducing a plant-based “bat burger” that they say tastes just like the real thing.

“Our social media team has picked up a lot of chatter about bats recently,” a Burger King spokesperson told The Fake Scoop. “That’s when we put our food scientists to work.”

A Better Bat Burger

“It’s not actual bat but you won’t know the difference,” Burger King Executive Chef Jeffrey Wolfe told TFS.  “The wings look and taste very realistic.”

Culturally Current

“It’s a wonderful way to introduce ignorant Americans to other – equally valid – cultures,” Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) wrote on Twitter.